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I thought Hamsteak was all about delicious foods, I guess I was wrong :when i first learned about hamsteak i thought i was going to be attending a feast
little did i know i was actually just going to watch kids having fun
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what are you doing batman?
ldfknkfnhjkdsnfjkndjks his face ohmygod.
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Ultra-Condensed Classic Books is my new favorite website.
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Why I hate being single in December/January/February.
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
BUT THEN CHRISTMAS COMES AND YOU GET A NICE STUFFED ANIMAL THAT YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH
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I’m not a stalker, guys.
I don’t watch that many people; that’s probably why these numbers are so drastic. PFFFFF ;;
hahaha, woah i’m way up at the top there. no i’m pretty sure you’re a stalker. i’m going to have watch myself on my way back home.
*HEAVY BREATHING* Halisa, what are you talking about? *hides binoculars* I’m not a stalker… *hides camera with giant focus lens* I just think you’re super cool person!
DON’T READ BETWEEN THE LINES. *COMPLETELY CAUGHT, OH SHIT*
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HMMMM….. I DUNNO, MAN. i’ve got my eye on you.
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